Monty never got into Lego. Spending hours putting lumps of plastic together just didn’t seem as much fun as getting Action Man and Cindy together behind the Doll’s house. 

…that’s the ideal title for Valve’s new Left 4 Dead Survival Mode DLC which went live on Tuesday, 21^st of April for free. It adds a new survival mode and also unlocks the remaining maps, Dead Air and Death Toll, for Versus play. The size of the DLC is around 110MB.

Poor Monty. Holed up all week without the 360. Poor, poor Monty. It might be nice to see guests from England, catch up on old times and go out sightseeing. But Monty misses that “Me” time in front of the telly. As each hour passes, so do the opportunities. “What do you guys wanna do today? A visit to Protaras? A quick drive up to the mountains?  Shoot f*ck out of people online all day?”

I really wanted to love this game. I really did. When i played the demo for the first time a few weeks ago, i thought it was one of the most exciting and fresh gaming experiences i had in a long time. My vote of confidence had been cast and i bought it on launch and did not wait for the inevitable January/February price drop.