Purity vs. Corruption

Okay maybe it’s all just simple choice led 50/50, but the Mont can’t help but noticing parallels between Fable 2 and everyday life. You’re at the beach at, let’s say 1.00 a.m. You have no towel or kit and you have a simple choice:

a) Swimming when drunk in finest Marks and Spencer boxer shorts = +5 love with friends willing to take the plunge.
b) Swimming when drunk without said boxer shorts= -10 purity, -20 love from gathered friends.
Just like life: getting your weapon out in a public place is likely to cause embarrassment/offence.
Perhaps the game is a little slow to get going, that whole Oliver Twist business running after arrest warrants could have been better. But Monty keeps finding valuable life lessons in this game:
Eating all the pies (Fat Bastard)
Vegetable Diet (Boring but good for you)
Farting (Yes it really is funny!)
etc. etc.
When you encounter a game like this you begin to realise, all that farting, drinking and hours of tedious work; they were just a series of choices with given outcomes. It’s just a shame Monty hadn’t chosen the path that would have led to him now running around the streets of Nicosia with a fine pistol, steel cutlass and bag of favourable lady gifts...

 

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Re: Purity vs. Corruption

...owning all the shops and houses in Nicosia and marking up the prices would have been even better.

I earned 17.000 every 5 minutes in the game. I wish this was the case in reality as well.

It's strange that only through eating cellery one sheds some weight while the game also contains carrots.

Re: Purity vs. Corruption

I would have liked to be able to pay someone (in real life) who would start shouting titles about other people in the middle of Nicosia.

 

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