Given the revelations of certain recent military events in the Atlantic this week, Monty wept for the end of the enlightenment, the death of progress and its stark implications for Military-themed gaming in the future.  It seems that the top minds of our generation have unintentionally colluded in designing a frightening stalemate in the world of underwater warfare. A state of the art French Nuclear Submarine proved itself so good at avoiding enemy radar that a British Sub, travelling in the opposite direction, was unable to spot it coming. But just before Frenchie could  start opening the brandy and acting like the playground bully, their own radar screens failed to detect anything coming the other way either. The result was an almighty crash and at least 6 points on 2 driving licences one would assume.

What terror. What an absolute disaster for the modern age. We’ve become so stealthy and so good at hiding from the enemy that our top of the range supersonic jets, formula one styled tanks and lightning speed warships can now only travel safely at a speed of approximately 3km per hour, or with a man sitting on their nose cones waving a giant red flag!