Global Media Panic-demic

It must be summer. Temperatures have soared recently with yet another global media pandemic. Last year: Bird flu. This year: Pig Flew. Not a day passes without some report or other about a shortage of anti-virals or a predicted worst case scenario death-toll. And all the while, Monty sits looking out the Living room window (Binoculars and camera at the ready just in case another avian/human interest story opportunity passes by) and all he can see or hear are the Ziziros (those constantly chirping insect things); chrrp, chrrrrrp, chrrp, chrrrrrp, Ad infinitum!

 
Where are the flesh eating zombies?
Where are the giant mushroom clouds rising somewhere vaguely in the distant North Korean peninsula?
Where are the tortured bodies, writhing in agony, snorting like sows and covered in some strange gunk? (Apart from the ones that inhabit Monty’s magazine collection).
 
 
It’s just you, me and the constant background sound of humming AC units and Ziziros. 
 
Monty is off to by a shotgun, large rations of tinned food and a gas mask. Just in case...
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Bricks, treasure and hidden rooms

Monty never got into Lego. Spending hours putting lumps of plastic together just didn’t seem as much fun as getting Action Man and Cindy together behind the Doll’s house. 

But after mucking about on Lego Star Wars 2 and now having lashed the whip Harrison Ford style in Indiana. The man is hooked. The hours spent searching for artefacts, cantinas, power bricks etc. have proved strangely rewarding. 
1 x LCD High Definition TV - £1200
1 x HDMI Cable - £30
1 x Xbox 360 - £130
And all of this 1080p splendour so that Monty can watch little block men jump about and build little block vehicles like that rather bizarre tractor in the middle of Yoda country. But why should anyone like this game? The idea of a story mode followed by exactly the same thing in free play is a bit like buying a DVD and having to watch it once before you unlock the
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King Footie

For me, there is no question in my mind that the King of Footie over  the years has been Konami's Pro Evolution Soccer series. Ever since taking to the field in International Superstar Soccer (the first of the series) I was hooked by its smooth passing game, shooting mechanics and build up play. The game offered you the chance to simply pick up and play or to really get tinkering around with your squad options and controls, I believe what I am trying to say is the game had depth. With each iteration Konami made incremental but impactful changes for the better.  

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Join 2 Die...

…that’s the ideal title for Valve’s new Left 4 Dead Survival Mode DLC which went live on Tuesday, 21st of April for free. It adds a new survival mode and also unlocks the remaining maps, Dead Air and Death Toll, for Versus play. The size of the DLC is around 110MB.

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Life minus 360

 

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The DSi, Aaaii!

The new DS, the 3rd generation, has just been released. Nintendo didn't officially announce what the DS stands for. Some claim it stands for Dual Screen while others Developers' System. I couldn't care less.

First there was the DS, then came the DS lite and now DSi is out. I believe the "i" stands for Ali G's favourite exclamation: Aaiii, or simply Ai that defines "coolness" status. Da DSi is wicked. Me luv dis! Respect!
 
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